Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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