I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
