I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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