Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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