We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You made out with two different species that night
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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