The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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