i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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