it's too hot outside to masturbate.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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