It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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