I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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