Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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