He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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