So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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