brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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