I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
