what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
babies were throwing up all over the place
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
