I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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