Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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