Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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