She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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