look no pants
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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