so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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