that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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