I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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