yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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