Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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