..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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