i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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