I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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