Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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