so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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