i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
