Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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