lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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