i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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