I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
