SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
