We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
it was like eating out sand paper
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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