TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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