the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Terrible idea I love it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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