brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We had to coat check the pizza.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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