My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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