no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Less talking, more tequila
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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