its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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