Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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