apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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