Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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