Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
God, I missed his penis.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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