They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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