Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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