it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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