That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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