i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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