Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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