She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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